Better Know A Despot: Ivan The Terrible

Published June 13, 2015
Updated February 23, 2018
Ivan The Terrible Gallery

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When you spend your formative years locked in closets, work your way through eight wives as an adult, and go down in history as [Your Name] the Terrible, it’s fair to say you’ve had quite a run. Ivan IV ruled from Moscow between 1547 and his death in 1584, and he can be thought of as the George Washington of Russia; if, instead of chopping down a cherry tree, George Washington had killed his own son by hurling him against a wall in one of his trademark psychotic rages.

To be clear, Ivan IV Vasilyevich didn’t live in an English-speaking country, so his title – Grozny – had to be translated, and “terrible” is the closest thing to the original meaning. In Russian, however, especially 16th-century Russian, Grozny doesn’t mean “bad,” or even “evil.” A more accurate translation would be “scary as hell.” In that sense, Ivan absolutely earned every letter of his title.

The Principalities

Ivan The Terrible Civil War

Source: Narod

Ivan was born to Basil, the Prince of Muscovy, in 1530. In those days, what we now call Russia was a patchwork quilt of duchies and principalities, every one of them running its own live-action Game of Thrones performance, and the duty of a “prince” was mainly to collect taxes for Russia’s Mongol overlords.

It’s impossible to convey the kind of damage the Mongols had inflicted on Russia during the preceding three centuries. The closest approximation would be to imagine the meanest biker gang in your town taking up military-style discipline and killing everybody you’ve ever met. Then, when you’ve miraculously survived and made new friends, the bikers kill them too. Then they kill you. Repeat for 300 years.

Given this history, it’s not surprising that Russia’s nobility, known as boyars, was more interested in looting the peasants and throttling each other than in working together to push out the declining Mongol Empire. Given that everyone who tried to do that wound up rolled in a carpet and trampled to death by ponies, it was just safer for the dukes and other gangsters to line their pockets and protect the status quo. In the early 1500s, there was no indication that that world was about to be blown to flinders, and even less that scrawny little Ivan was going to be the one to do it, especially after the three-year-old Ivan’s father died in 1533.

Possibly the Most Dysfunctional Childhood Ever

Ivan The Terrible Emo Kid

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After his father’s death, Ivan was officially the Prince of Muscovy. Somewhat less officially, he was at the mercy of the local aristocracy. These men needed the cover that having a prince provided, if only to preserve the formality of local rule, but they certainly weren’t going to let Ivan grow up as some kind of leader, which is why, instead of seeing to his education and preparing him for the burden of the throne, they locked him in confined spaces for days at a time and beat him mercilessly on little or no provocation.

Young Ivan was restricted to the palace grounds, usually his mother’s bedchamber, until boyars of the Shuisky and Belsky clans poisoned her when Ivan was eight. Physically weak due to malnutrition, all alone, and probably terrified out of his mind, Ivan’s only hope was to cultivate friends among the boyars. It was probably those friends who arranged for Ivan to be crowned “Tsar of All the Russias” at age 16, in 1547. Gradually, Ivan’s freedom of movement increased, and he started making alliances across the nobility. Very slowly, he began to consolidate his power.

Hard Times

The state of Ivan’s realm makes you wonder why he would even bother. In addition to the still-present Mongol yoke, Russia spent the 1550s dealing with: drought, and the resulting famine, Tartar invasions, war with Lithuania (which was a bigger deal back then than it would be now), domestic disturbances, and a trade embargo organized by Poland and Sweden (which was also a much bigger deal back then).

To top things off, Ivan’s first wife was probably poisoned in 1560, sending him into a spiral of depression. With an infallible sense of timing, Prince Andrei Kurbsky chose this moment to defect to the Lithuanians, taking along a fair-sized chunk of Ivan’s army, and started laying waste to Russian territories in the northwest.

Ivan responded to these problems in what strikes a modern person as the only sane way – he quit. In 1564, Ivan retired to his country estate and sent off a couple of public letters announcing his abdication and blaming the boyars for all of Russia’s misfortunes. The letters are written in an archaic style, but the message was, basically, “you’re on your own, Russia. Hope you like not having a Tsar.”

Ivan The Terrible Lenin Stalin

What could go wrong? Source: Stanford University

In retrospect, the abdication seems like a cunning political gambit. By the time he quit, Ivan had spent over a decade accumulating power, to the point that the government didn’t work without him, and his high-profile flounce was probably calculated to inflame the peasantry, with which he was popular, into pressuring the boyars into surrender. In any event, it’s for sure he had his terms ready when the nobles came crawling back to him.

Grozny

Ivan The Terrible Oprichniki Execution

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Ivan played at being reluctant to come back, but eventually he relented. . . for a price. The list of conditions Ivan imposed on his return reads like Barbara Streisand’s contract riders. First, he must be granted absolute power over life and death among the boyars, which you’ll remember were the people who locked him in a closet and poisoned his mom. He also demanded control of the military, sole authority over the treasury, and the power to administer the courts himself. The desperate nobles agreed, and Ivan immediately gave them cause to regret it.

For you aspiring dictators who might be reading this, here’s how Ivan handled his grant of unchecked power. First, he set up the Oprichniki, which was a kind of 16th-century SS, whose members dressed in black, arrested real and perceived enemies of the Tsar, and rode around with severed pigs’ heads on their saddles, mainly because that’s metal as hell. Oprichniki were granted total legal immunity from all laws, a custom that persists in Russia today, where many members of the government are also immune to legal prosecution.

Ivan The Terrible Putin

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Second, Ivan seized the estates of accused traitors and started killing, torturing, exiling, forcibly retiring, and otherwise ending the shit of everybody who had ever been mean to him, and sometimes their kids and grandkids, too, just in case. Fearing that Novgorod might defect to the Lithuanians, Ivan sent the Oprichniki to teach everybody a lesson.

Nobody really knows how many people were killed by the 1570 raid, as it happened when the city was already suffering from an epidemic, but it was certainly in the thousands. Two years later, having used the Oprichniki to break domestic opposition, Ivan disposed of his army of murderers by throwing them against the Lithuanians and letting them get slaughtered. We can be pretty sure this was on purpose, since Ivan had the few survivors locked up and/or executed after the battle.

For the remaining 12 years of his reign, Ivan seemed intent on terrorizing all 1.5 million square miles of his territory. He led a war, on top of the other war he was already fighting, against the lingering Khanates, breaking the Tartars for good. He reorganized the Church with himself as its head. He broke the bureaucracy and rebuilt it to his liking, and he did all this while throwing fits worthy of The Hulk.

During one such rage, Ivan beat his pregnant daughter-in-law hard enough to trigger a miscarriage, apparently because he didn’t like the way she was dressed. The aggrieved father, Ivan’s son Ivan, confronted his father. During the argument over who killed who’s unborn baby by beating a pregnant woman, Ivan (father) either grabbed Ivan (son) and threw him against a wall, or hit him in the head with a stick. Either way, it was hard enough to kill him.

Ivan The Terrible Son

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Ivan died of a stroke, possibly rage-induced, during a friendly chess game in 1584. Seeing as how he had killed his heir two years earlier, the crown was passed to Ivan’s mentally disabled and unfit son Feodor. Feodor presided over the general decline of his father’s empire and died in 1598. The period that followed Feodor’s death is known as “The Time of Troubles.” When Russians who lived through Ivan the Terrible’s reign call an era “The Time of Troubles,” you know which coordinates to avoid in your time machine.

Richard Stockton
Richard Stockton is a freelance science and technology writer from Sacramento, California.
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