"I consciously elevated the energy field and entrained her to a theta state."

"We need to drink the red liquid from the cursed dark sarcophagus in the form of some sort of carbonated energy drink so we can assume its powers and finally die."

Marquis de Sade is known as the father of written eroticism. What many don't know is that the nobleman's life was more sadistic than his work.

And you thought working as a temp was bad — at least you don't have to provide emotional support to royalty when nature calls.