French Mayor Hands Out Free Viagra So Village Will Procreate
Mayor Debouzy of Montereau oversees a village of 650 people. With the population dwindling, the school is in jeopardy of being closed if things don't change soon. Thus, Viagra.
This “Human Cheese” Is Made From Celebrity Armpit Bacteria
The museum hopes that the potentially smelly exhibit will re-examine society's disgust toward bacteria.
Notes Of 17th-Century Astrology Doctors Reveal Gross Pseudo-Treatments
The patient notes of pseudo-astrology doctors Simon Forman and Richard Napier had mostly remained illegible (and certainly ineffective)—until now.
The Three German Hotel Guests Killed By Crossbow Died In A Cult-Led Murder-Suicide Pact
A hotel employee found three guests killed with crossbow bolts to the head and chest — but the case got much, much weirder.
Portland Man Faces Felony Charges For Detonating Dog Poop-Filled Toolbox Bomb In Friend’s Face
Not only was the perp arraigned for the toolbox bomb, but a quick investigation of his home also revealed a sawed-off shotgun and an undisclosed amount of meth.
Scientology Cruise Ship Quarantined In St. Lucia Due To Measles Outbreak On Board
The ship allegedly provides "a religious retreat ministering the most advanced level of spiritual counseling," which apparently also includes a four-day standstill due to measles.
Researchers Find Cocaine In Every Single Shrimp Tested In England’s Waterways
In addition to cocaine, researchers found ketamine, Xanax, Valium, as well as banned pesticides and other harmful consumer products.
The Amount Of Dead Users On Facebook Will Outnumber Living Ones By 2070, New Study Says
According to the study's predictions, 1.4 billion Facebook users will have died before the year 2100, leaving precious personal data behind.
400-Year-Old Japanese Festival Has Babies Compete To Cry The Loudest
The Naki Sumo or Nakizumo Crying Baby Festival celebrates the belief that crying babies bring good health and fortune to their futures as well as ward off evil spirits.
White Whale Sabotaging Norwegian Fishing Boats Suspected To Be Russian Operative
The Russian Navy has a history of recruiting and training beluga whales, seals, and dolphins to detect weapons, guard entrances to naval bases, and even kill intruders that enter the navy's territory.
Australia Wants To Kill 2 Million Feral Cats By Airdropping Poisonous Sausages
Though many have urged the government to stop this "animal genocide," feral cats are responsible for killing 377 million birds and 649 million reptiles every single year.