From A Drug-Fueled Car Cash To A ‘Surfeit Of Lampreys,’ These Are The Strangest And Most Gruesome Royal Deaths In History

Published November 15, 2022
Updated November 16, 2022

William the Conquerer’s ‘Explosive’ Royal Death

William The Conqueror

VCG Wilson/Corbis via Getty ImagesWilliam the Conqueror’s death wasn’t that strange — but his funeral was.

William the Conqueror’s death was apt for someone with his nickname, as he died after a battle in 1087. But it was the aftermath of William’s demise that made his death especially bizarre.

There are basically two accounts of the events that led to William the Conqueror’s death. The first states that William, the first Norman king of England, suffered from something akin to heatstroke while fighting in a battle. The second suggests that the then-portly king was impaled by the wooden pummel of his saddle, which ruptured his intestines.

Though the king survived the battle, he died from his wounds on Sept. 9, 1087. And his funeral would ensure that no one ever forgot his royal death.

William The Conqueror's Royal Death

Public DomainA depiction of William the Conqueror’s final moments from 1842.

According to an account written by the Benedictine monk and chronicler Orderic Vitalis, mourners gathered in Abbaye-aux-Hommes in present-day Caen, France, to say goodbye to the king. But as William the Conqueror’s bloated corpse was forced into a too-small sarcophagus, his body exploded.

“[T]he swollen bowels burst, and an intolerable stench assailed the nostrils of the by-standers and the whole crowd,” Orderic wrote.

As mourners fled, the priests tried to conduct the rest of William’s funeral as quickly as possible. But nothing could mask the stench.

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Kaleena Fraga
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A staff writer for All That's Interesting, Kaleena Fraga has also had her work featured in The Washington Post and Gastro Obscura, and she published a book on the Seattle food scene for the Eat Like A Local series. She graduated from Oberlin College, where she earned a dual degree in American History and French.
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Jaclyn Anglis
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Jaclyn is the senior managing editor at All That's Interesting. She holds a Master's degree in journalism from the City University of New York and a Bachelor's degree in English writing and history (double major) from DePauw University. She is interested in American history, true crime, modern history, pop culture, and science.
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Fraga, Kaleena. "From A Drug-Fueled Car Cash To A ‘Surfeit Of Lampreys,’ These Are The Strangest And Most Gruesome Royal Deaths In History." AllThatsInteresting.com, November 15, 2022, https://allthatsinteresting.com/weird-royal-deaths. Accessed June 27, 2024.