Funny News: Sexually Frustrated Dolphin Forced The Closure Of A Beach In France
Valery Hache/AFP/Getty ImagesA dolphin jumps in the Mediterranean sea, not far from Zafar’s beach.
A sexually frustrated dolphin wouldn’t stop harassing swimmers in western France and consequently forced the shutdown of a local beach entirely.
Nicknamed “Zafar” by locals, the bottlenose dolphin had been hanging around the waters of the Bay of Brest for a couple of months and subsequently became a tourist attraction.
Zafar was known to playfully swim alongside people in the area and to even let them hold onto his dorsal fin.
But Zafar’s behavior turned much more intimate, and in many cases, dangerous, over time. He began aggressively rubbing up on swimmers and boats, lifted one woman with his nose, and prevented yet another from returning to shore, BBC reported. Though that swimmer had to be rescued, she was fortunately not seriously harmed.
According to a report by a marine expert, Zafar was “in heat,” and therefore looking for companionship from unsuspecting bathers.
Wikimedia CommonsThe Bay of Brest.
Although no swimmers have been seriously hurt by Zafar thus far, authorities worried that he could if his behavior were to worsen. This prompted one French mayor to shut down the beaches in his town.
Mayor Roger Lars, the mayor of Landévennec, issued a law that banned getting within 50 meters (164 feet) of Zafar when in the water, as well as swimming or diving when Zafar’s presence is confirmed, in order to “to protect people’s security.”
An excited dolphin can be dangerous to humans in some cases. For instance, back in 2012, Cayman Island-based scuba diver Michael Maes was able to capture an aroused dolphin that he nicknamed “stinky the Loner Dolphin” attempting to push both him and a fellow scuba diver to the ground— with randy intentions.
So while Zafar’s promiscuous behavior is not unprecedented, he could use a lesson in consent. In the meantime, the lonely dolphin did make for some funny news.
