11 Florida Man Headlines From 2019 That We’re Still Trying To Understand

Published December 23, 2019
Updated April 14, 2020

Only In Florida: When You Confuse Laxatives For Opioids

Peter Emery Jr. Mug Shot

Pinellas County Sheriff’s OfficeEmery thought he’d taken opioids and only found out he’d taken laxatives after the fact. He said threw them away when he discovered they were “something else.”

This Florida man garnered himself a few felony charges when he stole what he thought were his roommate’s hydrocodone pills which actually turned out to be laxatives. The roommate, Jayme Ream, had pulled a little switcharoo when he suspected that Peter Emery Jr. was stealing his pills, so he replaced the controlled narcotic with laxatives and even set up the camera to confirm his suspicions.

The 56-year-old Emery was subsequently charged with stealing. According to USA Today, Emery later told authorities he believed the laxatives were opioids, and threw them away after he discovered they were “something else.”

Emery already had multiple theft convictions on his record, an arrest affidavit confirmed.

This over-the-counter medication arguably led Emery into at least two frustrating situations — one of which landed him in the bathroom and the other in jail.

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Marco Margaritoff
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A former staff writer for All That’s Interesting, Marco Margaritoff holds dual Bachelor's degrees from Pace University and a Master's in journalism from New York University. He has published work at People, VICE, Complex, and serves as a staff reporter at HuffPost.
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Leah Silverman
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A former associate editor for All That's Interesting, Leah Silverman holds a Master's in Fine Arts from Columbia University's Creative Writing Program and her work has appeared in Catapult, Town & Country, Women's Health, and Publishers Weekly.
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Margaritoff, Marco. "11 Florida Man Headlines From 2019 That We’re Still Trying To Understand." AllThatsInteresting.com, December 23, 2019, https://allthatsinteresting.com/florida-man-headlines-2019. Accessed September 19, 2024.