Bad Excuses, Drunken Brawls, And Crocodile Tears: The Best Of Florida Man In 2018

Published December 23, 2018
Updated July 10, 2019

Florida Man Goes To A Christmas Festival To Scream “Santa Isn’t Real” At Kids

The man’s tirade was protected by the First Amendment, unlike the children’s innocence.

An unauthorized Grinch terrorized a Christmas festival in Florida, leaving kids in tears and parents furious.

An unidentified Florida man showed up at a Christmas event put on for kids in downtown Cape Coral in southern Florida and decided to ruin everyone’s fun by screaming “Santa Claus doesn’t exist” at children.

The Festival of Lights event is a Cape Coral community celebration that has been a tradition for more than 25 years. Among the featured attractions for kids is the snow-capped hill that kids can sled down (which is naturally a special treat for south Florida kids) and the chance to visit Santa and tell him what they want for Christmas that year.

But the enjoyment of the festival was destroyed for a number of kids and parents after this Grinch in a man costume showed up. Cell phone footage obtained by a local news station showed the man screaming at the top of his lungs “There’s no Santa Claus!” and that the children’s parents were lying to them.

The man was also reportedly holding up a sign, although it’s unclear what that sign read.

Parents reflect on the scene.

“I feel sorry for that individual. He must have a very sad life,” Cape Coral resident Cindy Menkes reported. “I think it’s a shame. Our children are faced with so many difficult things in this world that the magic of this time of year, it’s taken away from them. There’s no sense of decency with those kind of individuals.”

The man reportedly stood in the middle of the festival for hours, continuously screaming his unsettling comments at the children. Although some of the kids wound up in tears over the situation, one mother reported that her child was still too excited about the festival’s activities to pay attention to the Scrooge.

“I mean it’s for the kids. You should kind of leave those adult opinions out of this kind of an atmosphere,” said local man Vincent Tumminello.

Cape Coral Police were present at the Festival of Lights but could, unfortunately, do nothing to stop the man. Voicing his opinions, although in an inappropriate situation, is protected under the First Amendment, which is why he managed to stand his ground and scream at the kids for as long as he did.

Though local news had managed to track down and get a hold of the Grinch, the Florida man reportedly did not wish to make a comment.

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Leah Silverman
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A former associate editor for All That's Interesting, Leah Silverman holds a Master's in Fine Arts from Columbia University's Creative Writing Program and her work has appeared in Catapult, Town & Country, Women's Health, and Publishers Weekly.
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John Kuroski
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John Kuroski is the editorial director of All That's Interesting. He graduated from New York University with a degree in history, earning a place in the Phi Alpha Theta honor society for history students. An editor at All That's Interesting since 2015, his areas of interest include modern history and true crime.
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Silverman, Leah. "Bad Excuses, Drunken Brawls, And Crocodile Tears: The Best Of Florida Man In 2018." AllThatsInteresting.com, December 23, 2018, https://allthatsinteresting.com/florida-man-news-2018. Accessed May 2, 2024.