Ahead of this weekend’s release of Spectre, we’re looking back at the less angsty days of the franchise, when Bond would dispatch bad guys with a cheesy one-liner before going back to quaffing vodka martinis in one of his usual luxurious locations. Here, we revisit every one of those post-kill quips. Prepare yourselves, some of these are poshitively shocking:
Dr. No
![Dr. No Hearse Crash](https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Dr.-No-hearse-crash.jpg)
Bond outmaneuvers the bad guys chasing him in a hearse, causing them to drive off a cliff and, of course, explode.
From Russia With Love
![From Russia With Love Klebb Death](https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/From-Russia-With-Love-klebb-death.jpg)
Feisty Commie Rosa Klebb is shot while trying to stab Bond with a poisoned blade in her shoe.
Goldfinger
![Goldfinger Electrocution](https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Goldfinger-electrocution.jpg)
An assassin is messily dispatched with the aid of a bathtub and an electric fan.
Goldfinger
![Goldfinger Oddjob](https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Goldfinger-Oddjob.jpg)
Killer butler Oddjob is electrocuted while retrieving his decapitating-hat from the bars of a vault in Fort Knox. This sentence makes sense if you watch a lot of Bond movies.
Goldfinger
![Goldfinger Ending](https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Goldfinger-Ending.jpg)
Bond ensures gold-obsessed Goldfinger gets sucked through the window of a depressurizing plane. Pussy Galore (yes, really) asks where he is.
Thunderball
![Thunderball Harpoon](https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Thunderball-Harpoon.jpg)
Bond harpoons a guy right into a tree.
You Only Live Twice
![You Only Live Twice Piranhas](https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/You-Only-Live-Twice-Piranhas.jpg)
A henchman is hurled into a pool full of piranhas (what, you don’t have a piranha pool in your secret HQ?)
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
![On Her Majesty's Secret Service Ski Chase](https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/On-Her-Majestys-Secret-Service-Ski-Chase.jpg)
A henchman gets knocked into an industrial snow-plough, which begins to spew red snow. New Bond George Lazenby gives it his best shot.
Diamonds Are Forever
![Diamonds Are Forever Tails Between Legs](https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Diamonds-Are-Forever-Tails-Between-Legs.jpg)
Assassin Mr. Wint is given a lethal wedgie with his own shirt tails, has a bomb tied to his rear end and, just to be certain, shoved off the side of a cruise ship.
Live And Let Die
![Live And Let Die Inflated](https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Live-And-Let-Die-Inflated.jpg)
Roger Moore manages a few good kill-quips in his time as Bond, but none more ridiculous than this. Kananga is force-fed a compressed gas bullet, causing him to inflate like a balloon and burst.
Live And Let Die
![Live And Let Die Disarming](https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Live-And-Let-Die-Disarming.jpg)
Bond finishes the film by hurling a henchman off a train after taking out the baddie’s deadly, clawed prosthetic arm. The damsel in distress emerges and asks what he’s up to.
The Man With The Golden Gun
![Man With The Golden Gun Piece](https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Man-With-The-Golden-Gun-Piece.jpg)
Bonus entry: A rare Bond movie with no post-kill quips to speak of, we still couldn’t leave out the part where Bond interrogates a man while aiming a rifle at his groin.
The Spy Who Loved Me
![The Spy Who Loved Me Feathers](https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/The-Spy-Who-Loved-Me-Feathers.jpg)
Bond rams a motorcyclist—covered in feathers from a collision with a truck full of pillows—off a cliff.
Moonraker
![Moonraker Good Sport](https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Moonraker-Good-Sport.jpg)
007 blasts an assassin out of a tree during a duck hunt intended to cover his own murder.
Moonraker
![Moonraker Assassin](https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Moonraker-Assassin.jpg)
A kung-fu assassin is sent careening out of a church tower, smashing headfirst through a piano below.
Moonraker
![Moonraker Drax Death](https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Moonraker-Drax-Death.jpg)
Bond shoots Hugo Drax in the heart with a poisoned dart, then pushes him out of an airlock into space.
For Your Eyes Only
![For Your Eyes Only Cliff](https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/For-Your-Eyes-Only-Cliff.jpg)
Bond kicks a henchman off a cliff (a recurring theme in the series), still inside his precariously perched car.
The Living Daylights
![Living Daylights Boot](https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Living-Daylights-Boot.jpg)
Unbelievably, both Octopussy and A View To A Kill pass by with no good quips, leaving it up to new Bond Timothy Dalton to bring back the tradition. Here, a henchman is tossed from a cargo plane, still clutching Bond’s shoe.
The Living Daylights
![Living Daylights Waterloo](https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Living-Daylights-Waterloo.jpg)
Brad Whitaker is crushed under an exploding bust of the Duke of Wellington, squished against a scale model of the general’s most famous battle.
License To Kill
![License To Kill Dead End](https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/License-To-Kill-Dead-End.jpg)
A henchman is impaled on a forklift truck, then driven through a wall for good measure.
Goldeneye
![Goldeneye Good Squeeze](https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Goldeneye-Good-Squeeze.jpg)
Bond’s former lover Xenia Onatopp gets horribly crushed to death by a helicopter.
Tomorrow Never Dies
![Tomorrow Never Dies Backseat Driver](https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Tomorrow-Never-Dies-Backseat-Driver.jpg)
In a moment more fitting for Hot Shots than a Bond film, 007 ejects his unwanted copilot, causing them to smash through the cockpit of the enemy plane above which—have you guessed it yet?—explodes.
Tomorrow Never Dies
![Tomorrow Never Dies Print Anything](https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Moonraker-OG.jpg)
Bond punches a villain into an industrial printing press, which begins churning out blood-soaked pages.
The World Is Not Enough
![The World Is Not Enough Never Miss](https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/The-World-Is-Not-Enough-Never-Miss.jpg)
Elektra tells Bond he can’t kill her because he’d miss her too much. The old romantic promptly shoots her in the face.
Die Another Day
![Die Another Day Gravity](https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Die-Another-Day-Gravity.jpg)
“Time to face destiny!” yells Gustav Graves. Bond tosses him out of an airplane (while electrocuting him, because why not?)
Spectre hits theaters November 6—check out the trailer below:
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