32 Donald Trump Quotes You Have To Read To Believe

Published June 18, 2015
Updated November 7, 2023

Racist, sexist, bizarre, and just plain false, these Donald Trump quotes come straight from America's President.

Donald Trump might be best known for saying “You’re fired,” but since he’s just announced–again–that he’s running for President of the United States, the world has been reminded of another Trump trait: his unique ability to churn out sentences that are guaranteed to make any thinking person cringe.

Racist, sexist, bizarre, and just plain obscene, these Donald Trump quotes come straight from the mouth of America’s Republican presidential candidate:

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Crazy Donald Trump Quotes
"I have a great relationship with the blacks."

Building A Wall Between Mexico And America
"I will build a great wall--and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me--and I'll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."

Donald Trump Quotes on Wealth
"The beauty of me is that I'm very rich."

Trump on Global Warming
"It's freezing and snowing in New York--we need global warming!"

Donald Trump On Trade Deals
"Our country is in serious trouble. We don't have any victories anymore. We used to have victories, but we don't have them. When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say China, in a trade deal? I beat China all the time. All the time."

Trump On Women
"I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.” — Trump on womenScott Olson/Getty Images

Sexist Quotes From Donald Trump
"You know, it really doesn't matter what the media write, as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass."

Trumps Worst Quotes
"I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."

Trump's 5 Billion Dollar Website
"We have a 5 billion dollar website. I have so many websites. I have them all over the place... I hire people... it costs me three dollars."

Donald Trump Discusses The Apprentice
"All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me--consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected."

Trump's Worst Quotes
"My Twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth."

Backstage At The Miss America Pageant
"Before a show, I'll go backstage and everyone's getting dressed, and everything else, and you know, no men are anywhere, and I'm allowed to go in because I'm the owner of the pageant and therefore I'm inspecting it...You know, they're standing there with no clothes. And you see these incredible looking women, and so, I sort of get away with things like that." — Trump on the Miss America pageantDrew Angerer/Getty Images

Miss America Doctors
"They had a person who was extremely proud that a number of the women had become doctors. And I wasn't interested." — Trump on the Miss America pageantDavid Becker/Getty Images

Donald Trump Quotes Jobs President
"I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created."

Donald Trump Quotes on Democrats
"I'm their worst nightmare."

Donald Trump On Arianna Huffington
"Ariana Huffington is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man--he made a good decision."

Racist Quotes By Donald Trump
"When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending the best. They're not sending you, they're sending people that have lots of problems and they're bringing those problems. They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime. They're rapists and some, I assume, are good people, but I speak to border guards and they're telling us what we're getting."

Hilarious Donald Trump Quotes
"My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body."

Take Advantage
"I take advantage of the laws of the nation. Because I'm running a company."Tom Pennington/Getty Images

Married Woman
“I did try and fuck her... I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. And she was married.” — Trump on a woman he tried to seduceChip Somodevilla/Getty Images

Trump On Diet Coke
"I Have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke."

Trump On Baltimore Riots
"Our great African-American President hasn't exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore!"

Launching His Presidential Bid
"I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful."

Trump Net Worth
"I'm proud of my net worth; I've done an amazing job...The total is $8,737,540,000 USD. I'm not doing that to brag, because you know what, I don't have to brag."

Donald Trump Quotes On Not Being A Schmuck
"I'm not a schmuck. Even if the world is going to hell in a hand-basket, I won't lose a penny."

Check Out Time
"What is it at 35? It's called check-out time." — Trump on relationships with womenWin McNamee/Getty Images

Donald Trump Quotes On Ivanka Trump
Howard Stern: "By the way, your daughter."

Trump: "She's beautiful."

Stern: "Can I say this? A piece of ass."

Trump: "Yeah."
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Age Limit
"No, I have no age — I mean, I have age limit. I don't want to be like Congressman Foley, with, you know, 12-year-olds." — Trump on whether or not he has an age limit for women he sleeps withWin McNamee/Getty Images

Donald Trump Quotes On Rating Women
"That may be the best idea of all. I would say I'm the all-time judge, don't forget, I own the Miss Universe pageant." — Trump on doing a show where he simply rates womenChip Somodevilla/Getty Images

"Haven't we all...are we babies?" — Trump on whether or not he's had threesomesIsaac Brekken/Getty Images

"I know nothing about the inter workings of Russia."Scott Olson/Getty Images

Income Tax
"That makes me smart." — Trump on perhaps not paying federal income taxesWin McNamee/Getty Images

For more crazy Donald Trump quotes, check out his full Presidential announcement speech. According to a leaked casting email, Trump offered actors $50 each to cheer him on as he made his campaign kick-off speech:

And if you enjoyed these absurd Donald Trump quotes, check out our other posts on interesting quotes and forty-five of the best insults in human history.

Kiri Picone
Kiri Picone holds a B.A. in English and creative writing from Pepperdine University and has been writing for various digital publishers for more than 10 years.
John Kuroski
John Kuroski is the editorial director of All That's Interesting. He graduated from New York University with a degree in history, earning a place in the Phi Alpha Theta honor society for history students. An editor at All That's Interesting since 2015, his areas of interest include modern history and true crime.
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Picone, Kiri. "32 Donald Trump Quotes You Have To Read To Believe." AllThatsInteresting.com, June 18, 2015, https://allthatsinteresting.com/donald-trump-quotes. Accessed May 23, 2024.