Consider yourself a little bit smarter once you read through our list of the most thought-provoking Neil deGrasse Tyson quotes.
On Science Denial...
"If I were ever abducted by aliens, the first thing I’d ask is whether they came from a planet where people also deny science."
On Science...
"The good thing about Science is that it’s true whether or not you believe in it."
On Obsession With Football...
"Sometimes I wonder if we’d have flying cars by now had civilization spent a little less brain energy contemplating Football."
On Making America Great Again...
"We all want to Make America Great Again. But that won’t happen until we first Make America Smart Again."
On Intellectual Curiosity...
"Not enough of us reflect on how modern civilization pivots on the discoveries of just a few intellectually restless people."
On Religion In Science Classrooms...
"Not that anybody asked, but I object to religion in science classrooms not because it’s religion but because it’s not science."
On President Trump...
"When I meet President Trump, I may first grab his crotch – to get his attention – then discuss science with him."
On Personal Delusions And Personal Beliefs
"If your Personal Beliefs deny what’s objectively true about the world, then they’re more accurately called Personal Delusions."
On Dad Diets...
"A Weight Loss book written by Physicists would be 1 sentence long: 'Consume calories at a lower rate than your body burns them.'"
On Overeating...
"Things you might say if you never took Physics: 'I’m overweight even though I don’t overeat.'"
On Deflategate...
"For the Patriots to blame a change in temperature for 15% lower-pressures, requires balls to be inflated with 125-degree air."
On Ancient Civilizations...
"Just because you can’t figure out how ancient civilizations built stuff, doesn’t mean they got help from Aliens."
On Wishing Upon The First Star...
"If you wished upon that first Star you saw tonight in twilight, then it will not likely come true. You wished on planet Venus."
On Our Five Senses...
"Our five senses are faulty data-taking devices, and they need help." (Hayden Planetarium)
On The Dark Side Of The Moon...
"Astro-educators remain busy undoing damage caused by 1973 hit album Dark Side of the Moon. Nope. All sides get sunlight."
On Coincidences...
"Things you might say if you flunked Intro Probability & Statistics: 'There's no such thing as coincidences.'"
On Human Physiology Shortcomings...
"If we were honest about shortcomings of human physiology then 'optical illusions' would instead be labelled 'brain failures.'"
On Fate...
"Things you might say if you flunked Intro Probability & Statistics: 'Everything happens for a reason.'"
On Coincidences...
"When a coincidence seems amazing, that’s because the human mind isn’t wired to naturally comprehend probability & statistics."
On Conspiracy Theorists....
"Conspiracy theorists are those who claim cover-ups whenever insufficient data exists to support what they’re sure is true."
On Ignorant Teachers...
"People cited violation of the First Amendment when a New Jersey school teacher asserted that evolution and the Big Bang are not scientific and that Noah's ark carried dinosaurs. This case is not about the need to separate church and state; it's about the need to separate ignorant, scientifically illiterate people from the ranks of teachers." (New York Times)
On Alien Civilizations...
"My only hope is that every other [alien] civilization isn’t doing exactly what we are doing because then everybody would be listening, nobody would be receiving, and we would collectively conclude that there is no other intelligent life in the universe."
(Hayden Planetarium)
On Going To Mars...
"Let’s get China to leak a memo that says they want to build military bases on Mars. We’d be on Mars in twelve months." (Rebrn)
On Being In Charge Of The World...
"Within one linear centimeter of your lower colon there lives and works more bacteria (about 100 billion) than all humans who have ever been born. Yet many people continue to assert that it is we who are in charge of the world." (Business Insider)
On Racism...
"After the 9/11 attacks, when President George W. Bush, in a speech aimed at distinguishing the U.S. from the Muslim fundamentalists, said, 'Our God is the God who named the stars.' The problem is two-thirds of all the stars that have names, have Arabic names. I don't think he knew this. This would confound the point that he was making." (CNN)
On Being Objective...
"You can neither cajole nor charm the laws of physics into agreeing with you if your ideas aren’t based in objective realities."
On The Paris Climate Accord...
"If I and my advisors had never learned what Science is or how & why it works, then I’d consider pulling out of the Paris Climate Accord too."
On Ignorance...
"[A student at a science fair] invited people to sign a petition that demanded either strict control of, or a total ban on, dihydrogen monoxide... Yes, 86 percent of the passersby voted to ban water (H20) from the environment. Maybe that’s what really happened to all the water on Mars." ("Google)
On Lack Of Rationality...
"Earth needs a virtual country: #Rationalia, with a one-line Constitution: All policy shall be based on the weight of evidence."
On Explaining Everything With 'God Did iI'...
"Does it mean, if you don’t understand something, and the community of physicists don’t understand it, that means God did it?... If that’s how you want to invoke your evidence for God, then God is an ever-receding pocket of scientific ignorance that’s getting smaller and smaller and smaller as time moves on." (Business Insider)
On The Importance Of Scientific Truth...
"This is science. It’s not something to toy with. It’s not something to say, 'I choose not to believe E=mc²' You don’t have that option. When you have an established scientific emergent truth it is true, whether or not you believe in it. And the sooner you understand that, the faster we can get on with the political conversations about how to solve the problems that face." (Bill Moyers)
On Cherry-Picking Scientific Truths...
"If you cherry-pick scientific truths to serve cultural, economic, religious or political objectives, you undermine the foundations of an informed democracy." (Huffington Post)
On Using Words Without Knowing Their Meaning...
"The likelihood that a person uses the word 'toxin' correlates strongly with how much Chemistry the person does *not* know."
On Sixth Sense...
"The persistent failures of controlled, double-blind experiments to support the claims of parapsychology suggest that what’s going on is nonsense rather than sixth sense." (Google)
On Common Sense...
"A common way to compute density is, of course, to take the ratio of an object’s mass to its volume. But other types of densities exist, such as the resistance of somebody’s brain to the imparting of common sense..." (Google)
On Television...
"After 50 years of television, there’s no other conclusion the aliens could draw, but that most humans are neurotic, death-hungry, dysfunctional idiots." (Google)
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His books, talks, and tweets are not only enlightening but also funny. He is approachable; he is humorous. Those who love science are glad to have Neil deGrasse Tyson in their ranks. Those who hate science... well, they suddenly find themselves wondering whether science is actually as boring as they previously thought.
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